At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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