What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
