I don't think brook has ever known best
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's just like the Real World with babies
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
