hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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