i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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