Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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