Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I smell like Dick and happiness
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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