you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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