Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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