Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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