I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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