I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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