I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I love you.
Bad choice
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