you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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