Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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