I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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