Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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