I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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