I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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