butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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