My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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