your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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