Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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