I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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