i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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