love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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