Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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