Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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