ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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