found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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