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(440): View more from Ohio

oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc

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(760): View more from California

Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?

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(214): View more from Texas

She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break

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(217): View more from Illinois

We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.

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