I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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