Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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