Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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