Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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its like you know when i get waxed
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
