I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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