there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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