Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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