dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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