you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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