Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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