You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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