windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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