party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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