Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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