Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
