haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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