Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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