doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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