I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you win again, gameday.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
