I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My vagina just clenched in fear
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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